Thursday, January 31, 2008
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Weekly Wikipedia Find: Bloop
Bloop.
Bloop.
Bloop.
Bloop.
Bloop.
Bloop.
Bloop.
Bloop.
The year was 1997. The place was the deep sea, off the southwest coast of South America. Once, this is when we would have broken into tactical procedures, a Soviet submarine, red death from below fast approaching. The year was 1997. This was no Soviet. This bloop, this ultra low frequency sound, it could be an animal. It could be, if it were no smaller than a blue whale, rather much larger at that. Unresolved.
Week Seven: Gustave Doré
Week Six: Tomorrow
Week Five: Borscht Belt
Week Four: Swampman
Week Three: Chinese room
Week Two: Ambrose Burnside
Week One: Lolita fashion
Labels: bloop, blue whale, cthulhu, deep sea, south america, soviet russia, wikipedia
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Putting a Good Book Down
I can't take it any more at the moment. I'm going to take a break. I realize at this point, that while there are parts that I like, I'm just reading it for tone. No plot, character, even dialogue is getting through.
Sadly, I've come to realize it's going to be one of those books I admire and respect, but can't love. And I do admire and respect. It's got an amazing structure, for one.
But the thing is, I thought the Odyssey was amazing. It actually touched me. I'll write how it touched me some other time, but...
The Iliad... this is my second go at reading it. I first read the first 8 books back in September/October for a course before abandoning it as unneeded to get by. Now 8 more books. So I do plan on reading those last 8 books, just not at the moment.
Next in the queue, though, is Marisha Pessl's Special Topics in Calamity Physics; should be much more palpable. I can already taste the palp.
Labels: canon, homer, iliad, marisha pessl, odyssey
Monday, January 28, 2008
Friday, January 25, 2008
Top Five II: Similes of Homer
1.The aged Priam was the first of all whose eyes saw him
as he swept across the flat land in full shining, like that star
which comes on in the autumn and whose conspicuous brightness
far outshines the stars that are numbered in the night's darkening,
the star they give the name of Orion's Dog, which is brightest
among the stars, and yet is wrought as a sign of evil
and brings on the great fever for the unfortunate mortals.
Such was the flare of the bronze that girt his chest in his running.
--Iliad, Book XXII, li. 25-32
2. Holding this shield in front of him, and shaking two spears,
he went onward like some hill-kept lion, who for a long time
has gone lacking meat, and the proud heart is urgent upon him
to get inside of a close steading and go for the sheepflocks.
And even though he finds herdsman in that place, who are watching
about their sheepflocks, armed with spears and with dogs, even so
he has no thought of being driven from the steading without some attack made,
and either makes his spring and seizes a sheep, or else
himself is hit in the first attack by a spear from a swift hand
thrown.
--Iliad, Book XII, li. 298-307
3. As when a man who works as a blacksmith plunges a screaming
great axe blade or plane into cold water, treating it
for temper, since this is the way steel is made strong, even
so Cyclops' eye sizzled about the beam of the olive.
--Odyssey, Book IX, li. 391-394
4. Now the son of Telamon with the long spear stabbed him under
the ear, and wrenched the spear out again, and he dropped like an ash tree
which, on the crest of a mountain glittering far about, cut down
with the bronze axe scatters on the ground its delicate leafage;
--Iliad, Book XIII, li. 177-180
5. so the rafts's long timbers were scattered, but now Odysseus
sat astride one beam, like a man riding on horseback,
and stripped off the clothing which the divine Kalypso had given him,
and rapidly tied the veil of Ino around his chest, then
threw himself head first in the water, and with his arms spread
stroked as hard as he could.
--Odyssey, Book V, li. 370-375
N/A: Homeric Hymns (for obvious reasons)
Note: All translations Richmond Lattimore.
Labels: ajax, calypso, cyclops, homer, homeric hymn, iliad, ino, odysseus, odyssey, priam, richmond lattimore, simile, top five
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Cataloguing The A.V. Club's Nathan Rabin's My Year of Flops
104 entries.
Nathan Rabin. Man? God? The Greek Trickster Pan? Hard to be certain.
I'm doing this because I'm dissatisfied with the system for archiving these columns they have on their site. And I believe every one should read these; they're brilliant.
UPDATE: Well, Nabin posted year-ending columns that pretty much link to everything, so I don't have to:
Pee-Drinking Man-Fish I Have Known: My Year Of Flops, The Year In Review
My Year of Flops: The Final Tally
Labels: av club, my year of flops, nathan rabin, pan, tally, year in review
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Weekly Wikipedia Find: Rat king
Rat kings are born when a number of rats become unnaturally stuck together, their tails entangled, and grow as one to all our combined great horror. You've been warned.
Week Six: Tomorrow
Week Five: Borscht Belt
Week Four: Swampman
Week Three: Chinese room
Week Two: Ambrose Burnside
Week One: Lolita fashion
Labels: cryptozoology, fairy tales, horror, naïveté, nightmare, rat king, wikipedia
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
One Line Synopsis I: Fight Club
Labels: fight club, one line synopsis
One Line Synopsis
Labels: one line synopsis, rules of the game
Monday, January 21, 2008
Friday, January 18, 2008
Licensing Your Consumer Rights I
These unskippable warnings have become so ubiquitous to become analogous to commercial breaks, allowing you to pop in your DVD and then get any food, adjust lighting while you wait for the menu to arrive. God forbid the product you purchased to not treat you like a criminal for legally obtaining it rather than download it illegally, perhaps through a torrent. Sorry did I say buy? That implies ownership, I meant to say license. Obviously.
Labels: anchor bay, consumer rights, criterion collection, dvd, fbi, interpol, ownership, senator joseph mccarthy, zombies
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Man in the Mirror II
Labels: mirror image, narcissism, the walk
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Weekly Wikipedia Find: Gustave Doré
Gustave Doré was a badass engraver from the nineteenth century. So badass that H.P. Lovecraft praised him even, in prose: "There's something those fellows catch - beyond life - that they're able to make us catch for a second. Doré had it. Sime has it." (From "Pickman's Model"). Like most engravers, a lot of his subjects seem to be biblical (okay, by most I mean Blake; I was only thinking of Blake). Doré also illustrated some Poe, and Byron, as well as fairy tales and other non-biblical things.
The Wikipedia article is rather short, but it does contain a gallery.
Week Five: Borscht Belt
Week Four: Swampman
Week Three: Chinese room
Week Two: Ambrose Burnside
Week One: Lolita fashion
Labels: edgar allen poe, engraving, fairy tales, gustave doré, h.p. lovecraft, lord byron, wikipedia, william blake
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Chapter Headings I: Catch-22
2. Clevinger
3. Havermeyer
4. Doc Daneeka
5. Chief White Halfoat
6. Hungry Joe
7. McWatt
8. Lieutenant Schiesskopf
9. Major Major Major Major
10. Wintergreen
11. Captain Black
12. Bologna
13. Major ----- de Coverley
14. Kid Sampson
15. Piltchard & Wren
16. Luciana
17. The Soldier in White
18. The Soldier Who Saw Everything Twice
19. Colonel Cathcart
20. Corporal Whitcomb
21. General Dreedle
22. Milo the Mayor
23. Nately's Old Man
24. Milo
25. The Chaplain
26. Aarfy
27. Nurse Duckett
28. Dobbs
29. Peckem
30. Dunbar
31. Mrs. Daneeka
32. Yo-Yo's Roomies
33. Nately's Whore
34. Thanksgiving
35. Milo the Militant
36. The Cellar
37. General Schiesskopf
38. Kid Sister
39. The Eternal City
40. Catch-22
41. Snowden
42. Yossarian
Labels: catch-22, chapter headings, joseph heller
Monday, January 14, 2008
A Novel Idea III
You are watching a film. Spanish, with English subtitles. The lead character in the film, she is watching a film. English, with Spanish subtitles. The universe folds in on itself. Time begins a new. Light travels up to the same distance as just before. You don't notice a thing.
Labels: folds in on itself, ideas, postmodernism, speed of light, subtitles, time travel, universe
Friday, January 11, 2008
Reading List: Summer 2007
away from my traditional haunting grounds
That being the case, expect to read a lot more
just like the situation was in the Summer of 2007
Here is what I read then
welcome to the monkey house, kurt vonnegut
nine stories, j.d. salinger
women, charles bukowski
the dead father, donald barthelme
"the call of cthulhu," h.p. lovecraft
lullaby, chuck palahniuk
survivor, chuck palahniuk
haunted, chuck palahniuk
stranger than fiction, chuck palahniuk
the final solution, michael chabon
pop art, [author unknown]
understanding comics, scott mccloud
howl, allen ginsberg
goya a&i, sarah symmons
coming through slaughter, michael ondaatje
motherless brooklyn, jonathan lethem
jitterbug perfume, tom robbins
fight club, chuck palahniuk
tipping point, malcolm gladwell
in approximate chronological order
Labels: allen ginsberg, charles bukowski, chuck palahniuk, comics, cthulhu, donald barthelme, fight club, h.p. lovecraft, j.d. salinger, kurt vonnegut, michael ondaatje, reading list, tom robbins
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Weekly Wikipedia Find: Tomorrow
"Tomorrow is the day after today." Other things that are tomorrow are terrible, terrible music.
Week Four: Swampman
Week Three: Chinese room
Week Two: Ambrose Burnside
Week One: Lolita fashion
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
Famous People
Labels: famous people, paul martin, prime ministers of canada, toronto general hospital
Monday, January 07, 2008
This Song Sounds Like That Song
Labels: allmusicguide, comparison, detective work, meat puppets, mtv, nirvana, rilo kiley, this song that song, wikipedia
Friday, January 04, 2008
Today in Comparisons I
William S. Burroughs and Ol' Dirty Bastard
Everything. Bitch, please...
Labels: comparison, ol' dirty bastard, william s. burroughs, wu-tang clan
Thursday, January 03, 2008
Film Review: Letters from Iwo Jima
Directed by Clint Eastwood. Written by Iris Yamashita. Story by Iris Yamashita & Paul Haggis.
Starring Ken Watanabe, Kazunari Ninomiya, Tsuyoshi Ihara, and Ryo Kase.
2006.
This film was originally titled Red Sun, Black Sand before being released as Letters from Iwo Jima. Red Sun, Black Sand is infinitely cooler sounding, but Clint Eastwood didn't make that film; he made Letters from Iwo Jima. A film needs to choose it's title, and this is the title that fits.
Letters starts and ends with a framing story that is slight and irrelevant. Flags of Our Fathers, Letters' Pacific Theater companion piece also directed by Clint Eastwood in the same year, also used a framing device to somewhat more profound effect as did producer Steven Spielberg's Saving Private Ryan. Why these war films feel the need to contextualize by establishing a present day epiphany is beyond me, and it only detracts from what otherwise is a fine film as is the case here.
It's interesting watching a film from the Japanese perspective of World War II. With them as the protagonists, you cheer them on in their fight against the Americans. Besides the fact that they are reviled as the enemy (they did after all attack Pearl Harbor), how often, especially in regards to modern warfare, do you watch the heroes hold a defensive position? Where's the gung ho, ra ra ra aspect in that.
The use of flashbacks only proves to slow down the momentum. The worst moment comes when Shimizu (Kase) reiterates the beautiful simplicity of the scene where Baron Nishi (Ihara) read aloud from a letter from home taken off a dead American soldier. Yes, "his mother's words are the same as my mother's words"-- we understood it the first time with the looks on the Japanese soldiers' faces, we didn't need to be hit over the head with it. This contribution is no doubt the influence of Paul Haggis. Haggis' lack of subtlety seems to be his trademark at this point, and was a major flaw in his other Clint Eastwood collaborations as well as his own directorial efforts. The only places where it hasn't seemed problematic were his screenplay for Casino Royale and, fittingly, (snicker) Walker, Texas Ranger.
The one flashback that manages to earn its keep is General Kuribayashi's (Watanabe) remembrance of his American military hosts on what appears to be a diplomatic point in time. It manages to highlight the central themes: being patriotism versus the horror that is war. Soldiers are just good men, mostly innocent, fighting for what they've been told is right, not too blame for the machinations and politics of their leaders.
There is also a sense of conflicting thoughts of tactic. Kuribayashi finds dissent among some of the officers beneath him who would like to die an honourable death fighting. I don't know what the Japanese reaction to the film was, but I get a sense from oriental/occidental critical theory that Asian societies are supposed to be more of a collective sensibility versus Western individuality, and I get a sense of that here, somewhat. But then again, all films need to find a focus, and that means individuals. And the individual with a standout role here is Kazunari Ninomiya as the soldier of our focus, Saigo. He is a coward. He is a good soldier. He is not a soldier. He is a simple baker. He is a husband. He is all these things. And he captures them all well. Especially, considering his early scenes that present him as a somewhat bumbling, comic relief of the 'Is my commanding officer standing directly behind me as I ignorantly say unpatriotic words' variety.
Labels: casino royale, clint eastwood, film review, individuality, japan, ken watanabe, orientalism, paul haggis, saving private ryan, steven spielberg, walker texas ranger, world war ii
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Weekly Wikipedia Find: Borscht Belt
I was talking with a comrade about comedy stylings after one more use of subversive wordplay on my part and he suggested that I was a man not of my time. Rather I should long to be a writer of the Restoration. There was a time when the wittiest motherfucker in the room was wrist deep in the best pussy. I responded that perhaps vaudeville would have been a more suitable environment for my talents. His argument was obviously more compelling.
It almost feels like I should be writing about the Restoration now, or at least vaudeville, rather than the Borscht Belt which has nothing to do with the former and only a very tenuous connection to the latter. The Borscht Belt, roughly a summer resort area in the Catskill mountains popular with Jews, is more notable for the humour which thrived in its confines. This comedy is often self-deprecating and usually of the rapid-fire variety. I put myself down often, but usually I think long and hard about it first. I obviously have a long way to come.
That's what she said.
Week Three: Chinese room
Week Two: Ambrose Burnside
Week One: Lolita fashion
Labels: borscht belt, comedy, restoration, that's what she said, vaudeville, wikipedia
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
Most Anticipated 2008: The Dark Knight
Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me.
Labels: aesthetics, batman, christopher nolan, i am legend, imax, simpsons
Man in the Mirror
Yeah, I'm kind of a narcissist. Which kind? The worst kind.
Labels: mirror image, narcissism
Live Blogging the New Year
11:59:51. Nine seconds to go.
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11:59:59. One second to go.
11:59:58. Watch malfunctions; stops. I knew I should have done my tracking with a digital clock.
12:00:02. Digital clock says it's 2008.