Running Joke II: Racism I

Racism: It's Not Just For Black People Anymore!

This is a joke I try to make often but opportunities tend to be few and far:

"Why don't you guys take me along next time? I'll show you how to get some snatch."
"What do you know?"
"I've been around. Just last week I had a Chinese girl. And you know, it's just like they say."
"What's that?"
We hit the basement and the doors opened.
"Their snatch doesn't run up and down, it runs from side to side."

- Charles Bukowski, Ham on Rye

Reading List: Summer 2007

Going to be working for at least four months
away from my traditional haunting grounds
That being the case, expect to read a lot more
just like the situation was in the Summer of 2007
Here is what I read then

welcome to the monkey house, kurt vonnegut
nine stories, j.d. salinger
women, charles bukowski
the dead father, donald barthelme
"the call of cthulhu," h.p. lovecraft
lullaby, chuck palahniuk
survivor, chuck palahniuk
haunted, chuck palahniuk
stranger than fiction, chuck palahniuk
the final solution, michael chabon
pop art, [author unknown]
understanding comics, scott mccloud
howl, allen ginsberg
goya a&i, sarah symmons
coming through slaughter, michael ondaatje
motherless brooklyn, jonathan lethem
jitterbug perfume, tom robbins
fight club, chuck palahniuk
tipping point, malcolm gladwell

in approximate chronological order