Conversations with God: Punishment

God must be punishing us.

Oh, mad one, why do you punish us so? Is it because we work for a living?

"In a way. It's that you awake at such an ungodly hour in the morning."

But isn't that punishment in itself? Isn't that punishment enough?

"You'd think so but no."

The Weather Office

When I check the weather at work, the company intranet provides a link to The Weather Office. Now this is a government website. What a bunch of socialist bastards. I know our flag is red, but come on! I don't need the government telling me how the weather is. At home, I check The Weather Network. I'm talking private sector. The private sector has all the weather I'll ever need.

The Weather Outside