Cinematic Incongruities I

Penelope Cruz is a great actress in Spanish. Penelope Cruz is a terrible actress in English.

A Novel Idea III

Postmodernism requires particularly postmodern interludes:

You are watching a film. Spanish, with English subtitles. The lead character in the film, she is watching a film. English, with Spanish subtitles. The universe folds in on itself. Time begins a new. Light travels up to the same distance as just before. You don't notice a thing.