Weekly Wikipedia Find: Unico

Here we are having passed the threshold, the precipice, of the halfway point and we're going to celebrate with Unico.

Unico is the delicious-looking, cute, little baby unicorn star of his own manga and anime as created by the creator of Astroboy and Kimba the White Lion (shades of Disney's The Lion King as gossip goes). Unico has happiness- and wish-giving powers of magic for his friends. Unico likewise is friends with a delicious looking, cute, little baby devil named Beezil and a delicious-looking, cute, little baby cat named Chao (a kitten?). Unico starred in three awesome sounding movies.

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Week One: Lolita fashion

Weekly Wikipedia Find: Jack Parsons

Jack Parsons is a badass modern renaissance man. That's right, I said is. He's so badass to transcend both death and the past tense. First off, his birth name was Marvel Whiteside Parsons. Like what the fuck? Did he eat his mom's pussy on the way out too?

Jack Parsons died of a mercury fulminate explosion in his home laboratory in 1952 at the age of 37. Let's stop for a second and calculate the badass rating of that sentence. Home laboratory? Check. Explosion? Check. Nineteen fifties? Check. Dead before age forty? Check. Jack Parsons? Check.

I should also mention that Jack Parsons was a rocket scientist. And he helped found the Jet Propulsion Laboratory. Oh, and he was a noted occultist who knew and socialized with both Aleister Crowley and one Lafayette Ronald Hubbard.

Not to go too deep into Parsons and Hubbard's magickal adventures, but they attempted to summon a living goddess, Parsons tried to sire a Moonchild, they co-owned a boat company and Hubbard stole Parsons' wife.

Here's a photo of Parsons from the cover of his book of essays. Badass:

Wikipedia by Week

Week Twenty-One: The Wold Newton Universe
Week Twenty: Anonymous
Week Nineteen: Monty Hall problem
Week Eighteen: Brown Booby
Week Seventeen: Dieter Dengler
Week Sixteen: New Jerusalem
Week Fifteen: Technological Singularity
Week Fourteen: Numbers Station
Week Thirteen: Culper Ring
Week Twelve: Mary Sue
Week Eleven: Byford dolphin diving bell accident
Week Ten: Deep-sea gigantism
Week Nine: Bloop
Week Eight: Rat king
Week Seven: Gustave Doré
Week Six: Tomorrow
Week Five: Borscht Belt
Week Four: Swampman
Week Three: Chinese room
Week Two: Ambrose Burnside
Week One: Lolita fashion