Kids Today

From "TTC deal a relief for riders" (Source: The Toronto Star)

"If there was a strike, it would have been horrible. I would have had to walk and my legs would become sore and stuff," said Kashfi.

I hate kids today.

Life Review: TTC

She Said,

"So you never take the TTC? You walk everywhere? What if you had to go to Scarborough? How would you get there? The bus to Scarborough. Would you finally take the bus then?"

Actual Response:

"Why would I ever need to go to Scarborough?"

Ideal Response:

"So when are you going to invite me to Scarborough?"

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If only real life had mulligans.