Running Joke II: Racism I

Racism: It's Not Just For Black People Anymore!

This is a joke I try to make often but opportunities tend to be few and far:

"Why don't you guys take me along next time? I'll show you how to get some snatch."
"What do you know?"
"I've been around. Just last week I had a Chinese girl. And you know, it's just like they say."
"What's that?"
We hit the basement and the doors opened.
"Their snatch doesn't run up and down, it runs from side to side."

- Charles Bukowski, Ham on Rye