Bob Dylan Is a Cylon

I finished Battlestar Galactica Season 3 over the weekend, and wow-wee, what is there to say? Shocking! Sensational! Surprising! Unexpected! Laughable! Extreme! To the Max! eXtreme! X-treme to the MAX!

Who saw that twist coming? The season's being lead up to a reveal of some the remaining cylons for a while now. And the whole reveal was held until the season finale. And what'd you know SPOILER ALERT! Bob Dylan is a Cylon. He's a robotic socially conscious folk singer/robot. One day, you just think you're human (just like every other day, am I right?) and then a flip switches in your head, 0 to 1, and you hear the music. And you know. A Cylon folk tune: "All Along the Watchtower."

And you know the words, oh you the know the words, like second nature to you, not even thinking, it spews forth like vomit.

There must be some way out of here

Uh huh

Said the joker to the thief

Um yeah

There's too much confusion

Ohm uhm

I can't get no relief.

Baby

Robert Allen Zimmernumber 12. I knew it! All along, I swear.