Comedy/Dialogue I

Apropos of nothing, except maybe Indian girls:

Toofer: Hey take that off, you didn't go to Harvard.

Frank: I went to Harvard. I did stand-up there this weekend.

Toofer: Very funny. You were not graduated from that institution.

Frank: Well, I got a squeezer from an Indian girl on a bunk bed, so I think I got the full Harvard experience.

Liz: That does sound pretty accurate.

Toofer: You're just trying to get a rise out of me, sir... and you do not want to make a Harvard man angry.

- 30 Rock, "Secrets and Lies", Season 2