Nothing's Sacred

This is something I said when told (jokingly I hope) I'd be a bad father whose neglect would cause my (theoretical) son to get HIV. I found it recently, I enjoyed and thought I would share. You're welcome.

"HIV... or HIVopportunity?"

Chapter Headings III: A Manual for Sons

From the book within the book The Dead Father

(1)  Mad fathers
(2)  Fathers as teachers
(3)  On horseback, etc.
(4)  The leaping father
(5)  Best way to approach
(6)  Ys
(7)  Names of
(8)  Voices of
(9)  Sample voice, A
                            B
                            C
(10) Fanged, etc.
(11) Hiriam or Saul
(12) Color of fathers
(13) Dandling
(14) A tongue-lashing
(15) The falling father
(16) Lost fathers
(17) Rescue of fathers
(18) Sexual organs
(19) Names of
(20) Yamos
(21) "Responsibility"
(22) Death of
(23) Patricide a poor idea, and summation