Best Dream Ever

I'd just like to state that I had the best dream ever last night. I can't quite piece it all together in a way that makes any sort of sense, since it was a drunken fever dream. And what a cast, seemed like every one I knew was there. And it was really a journey, a quest, but for what I can't recall. And the setting was familiar but also defamiliarized. And I'm not sure why I took off my pants every time I got in my car (without taking off my shoes!) but I guarantee the nudity was tasteful. And the jokes! My god, it was the best comedy I never wrote. Sleep tonight can be nothing but a disappointment.

Neglect of Duties

Justin got drunk and neglected his blog.

Sartre & Me II: Dancing

'I can dance when I'm blind-tight,' said Ivich. 'I can dance all night, it never tires me.'

- The Age of Reason, 1945


You and me both, Ivich.

One Line Synopsis III: Monkey Shines

Monkey Shines is the monkey version of The Shining with paralysis instead of alcoholism-- oh, and monkeys instead of ghosts.