Longevity For Longevity's Sake

Here are some phallic metaphors meant for a longer block of text that I never had the lust of life to actually write:

mushroom towering over the forest

morning dew

atrophied limb

phallic divinity rod twitching for yonus waters

six mighty inches for six mighty deities of the greek pantheon

tiny heroes of iwo jima erecting the flag
old glory
looking to win over asian soils