Man in the Mirror: Opposite Day

I have an inferiority complex. I'm too short. I'm too lanky. I can't grow a beard. My voice cracks too much. My voice trails off. I'm too quiet. I'm too shy. I'm too socially awkward. I'm too emotionally detached. I'm too lazy. I'm too fat. I can't grow a beard. My eyebrows are too bushy. My hair is too thick. My nose is too bulbous. I'm too sensitive. I'm too unambitious. I lack initiative. I'm not good enough.