A Good, Clean Shave

So I shaved in the first time in would felt like ages, but was probably in fact about half a month. I just wanted to be handsome again. Now I find myself barely recognizing myself. Look at that smooth, bare face. Smack! Almost unrecognizable. And what a shave. Underestimated that effort. But also remarkably easy. And again, smooth. Probably the smoothest shave ever. If I didn't have nerve receptors that would tell me otherwise, I would have thought the razor was ripping them out of my skin rather the slicing them at the surface. Man, that's smooth.